You don 't need to be a psychic to read my mind. Read my blog, you 'll hear my thoughts.

The Quickest Way to Get Rid All The Pest Problems Off Our House

Right. I’m not going to write something about SEO or web programming stuff. Definetely not that. But about something that always annoy me everytime it showed itself, back in my old place.

God, that was a nice neighbourhood, but .. the pest, man! Not that the place was in some dirty environment, but i don’t know, it got ants and cockroaches. I’ve kept my house clean and live there healthily, but somehow it didn’t give any good on the pest problem.

My mother give me some tips to keep the cockroaches off my place. Like fix any leaking pipes or dripping sink cause it will be a good water source for cockroaches. Get rid all the food waste and crumbs off the place, since they are the main food source for roaches. Also keep the food in airtight containers and as far as possible from the floor, will prevent pests like cockroaches from finding it.

She said that if doing that and keeping the house clean didn’t help, it’s time to get a help from professional pest control. Getting the best pest control will surely stop the pest problem. Like the one she called the other day, to get rid the ants off her house. She said they’re the best San Antonio pest control. They work fast and clean. But since i don’t live there, she told me to find the best pest control here.

I spent few minutes googling for the best pest control in town, and called them. The day after they did their work in my place, the pests are gone. And that’s what i called nice place to live. No ants, cockroaches, rodents, or any other pests.

The Best Computer Training Course That Every IT Expert Knows

I believe you guys would agree, that in the IT world, there’s no such thing as too smart or too knowledgeable. Right?

Yeah, well i got this friend, i’m not going to say a geek — but he’s very good on computers and IT stuff. We were friend since highschool and got alot of things in common but we’re different in hobbies.

Like, i’m so much into guitars and musics, while he’s interested in computers and tech stuff; i drools on hot women while he’s obsessed with cool gadgets. Lol. Seriously. He’s straight, but, you know, he’s a kind of guy who knows how computers work better than what a woman can do.

One day, i asked him to check one of my guitars, cause it start to sound weird and noisy. I was worried though, cause i wasn’t sure whether fixing a guitar hardwares are included in IT - Tech stuff or not. And you know what? In just 2 minutes, he founds out that it wasn’t my guitar that made the weird noise, but the amp.

I just go “What? Dude, i just bought that amp two weeks ago..”

“Yeah, i know. But neither of us knows how long it’s been sitting there in the store. Look. It’s rusty on the inside..” He replied. And it’s true. I sent it back and get a new one. Thanks to my genius friend.

And the other day, my computer start to crash and reboot itself over and over again. Man, that was frustating. I called my friend again, and said ” Dude, you gotta help me again. It’s my computer now. ”

He answered me “On my way. Don’t smash anything before i get there, okay. I can fix it.”

“Fine. if you must know, i already got my baseball bat on my hand. Dude, i’m only this close to ..”

“Alright..alright..Jeez, dude. I’m gonna steal that damn bat!” He answered and cut me off.

Gotcha!

When he got to my place, he just sat there in front of my computer, doing his thing while i just stand beside him, watch him said “umm..okay..how about this..no? okay..or this..and this..”. For 5 minutes, he did that weird thing on and on.

And finally, he sat back and said “okay..done..welcome back, you stupid computer.” “Now give me that stupid bat!” He yelled at me and took my baseball bat off my hand.
[ Read More → ]

Get The BEST Internet Experiences with Hughes Net

Okay, i just got off the phone with my internet provider’s customer support, asking what the hell is happening there and why i can’t access anything? They told me to reboot the modem or just wait, and let them made some report for my complaint.

Duh? I don’t need them to make me a complaint report cause i just did complaint, and i don’t want to waste more time waiting! I’m on a deadline here, man! And i can’t get it done if i don’t have any internet connection to upload it and get it online!

Just when i’m about to smash the modem to a wall, my brother called. He invited me to his apartment, to try his new internet connection which he claimed to be a super high-speed internet one. And i said yes, then hung-up the phone, packed my laptop and insanely full-throttled to my brother’s. Crossed few reds, but hell i don’t care. Said to myself: “Gimme speeding tickets or event impound my bike, but just let me upload my work first!”

Sigh. Story of my life.

Arrived at my brother’s apartment, i burst inside without knocking and said
“Ask your questions later, but now please help me upload my work! Please, man. My client is waiting!”

And he answered “Whoa .. Okay, relax dude .. just give me one minute to set things up.”

And he did. One minute later, i’m online and uploading. What shocks me more was my data is pretty big, and it was uploaded in less than 3 minutes. Seriously. I was shock. After catching my breath and slow my heartbeat that was faster than a grinding drum of a hardcore music, i called my client and spent few minutes confirming some stuff. And, it’s done. They like the result, and i’ll get the fee transferred right away.

Phew.

“Thanks, dude. I really appreciate the help. That was my client back there, and they said that they love their new website. And also they like me cause i was able to get it done on time. Thanks to you.” I said to my brother.

“Dude, my pleasure. And congrats to the job.” He replied and smile.

“So anyway, what’s with this new provider? Cause, it’s really fast, man. I mean, mine could never upload such a huge data that fast.” I asked him.
[ Read More → ]

Here 5 References That Helping You to Choose The Right Logo Designer Firm

In a week there is 7 days that we have to going through, so why I am bother about this anyway, everyone knows that. Yes, that is the answer I want to share everyone that today is my enjoying day in this weekend. I feel like everything working in my line, I mean the way that I like. Yeah… is like my job finally done, and for that I can hanging with my video games for very long long hours, and then the fortune come (it’s referring to free dinner), when my buddy comes and take me to restaurant.

We stop by at some restaurant that serve expensive food. Delicious food and beverage with a lot of international menu and luxurious place. We can see the street and the city from where we belong.
Is great view in the night you know with the light shinning in every big building plus the light of every logo of the company that glowing in the night. Is completely my day, OK enough for the joy, this is not the only one that I want to share about, the most think that I want to share is the ones that me and my buddy talk so much in the restaurant as we eat, which is logo that we can see through the window of the restaurant. Oh.. I almost forgot my buddy is fully logo designer and he is an expert designer. And we discuss a little bit about designing logo and the advantage.

In business and product the most element to represent is a logo.Logo is the key element to your product or business, and do not underestimate it, do not make logo as you wish, you have to think seriously because as I say earlier logo is represent your product and business. Why this is very important? Because a logo with good design will help making a differentiate your product with another product in the world of business market.If you have skill to design you might try to make custom logo design which is needs your creativity and your invention. Well it is take a little time and more effort to finishing the logo. In my opinion will be best and much time that you will spend, but maybe more money you will pay. But you will get a perfect design for your business, when you talk about perfect design, you can get advice from the expert, such as web graphic design los angeles, how to make a logo design that relevant to your product and business, a professional logo design is present to the clients and customer about what is the product and business that you offering.

Usually, first think that client and costumer will do is make a contact visual with the logo, than they record in their mind that the logo is representing with your business or product.This is the key because of this it is very important that you making a logo that represent to your business that will attract the customer and come to the attention in their mind. Well for this case, is good that you asking help and assistance from a professional logo design firm. For this case you have choose the right firm so you can get the perfect logo design that exactly presenting your business.
I have a few references that will help you to choose the right firm there are :

1. Track records of the professional logo design firm

More experience the firm more fast the firm finishing the job.Check the experience of the firm in designing logos for business and mostly associated with your business. This is very recommended step because you will have more possible best or success logo design that will represent your business.
[ Read More → ]

The Easiest Way to Create A Professional Website - When You’re Not really a Designer or Programmer

There ’s this neighbor of mine who ’s been tailing me over these past 2 weeks. Asking stuff, and all things online earning. Seems desperately interested he is. And to be honest, I ‘m a bit annoyed while I always admire his spirit when it comes to curiosity.

Pretty much un-fortunate for me, I ran into him this morning on my way to Iza Media office. As actually my office is — surprisingly — nearby his house, so it ’s not really an incidentally occasion. He told me that there ’s a thing in his head he need to ask me, — yet again — so we ‘re headed together to my office.

We ‘re here at my office, I turn my pc on, I sat, He sat. My pc reach the desktop, by that exact time I ‘ve already feels this heat like a heated volcano would exploded nearby me.
..and it explodes.

“So Jarot, after your whole explanations about online opportunities, I ‘d really like to know if to create a website is as easy as you ‘ve told me couple days a go.” There he goes, he has it.

“Umm, what?” It confused me a bit.
As I never really mention the “it’s-easy-to-create-a-website” part.

While I did explained some of the-what-and-the-how of how things works on the internet - and fyi this dude is aint a tech savvy to the core - I still remember it precisely that I never mentioned about making a website is easy.

“I ‘m positive, I never told ya that creating websites like what I have live up there is easy. Where did ya get that idea anyway?”

I replied lightly. Light up my A-Mild cig. Flat face mode : ON.
.. and you know what, he giggles.

“Haha, you got me on that. Yea, you never really mentioned it. I made that part up. So c’mon, gimme your secret.”

He just admit that he lied, yet he seems damn proud of it. I ‘m sure there’s something wrong with his head.

“What more secrets do you want, you ‘ve seen it all these last 2 weeks.”

I shoot back. Yet another headshot. I ‘m beginning to become an expert on this shooting back thingy.

Not Easy, Aleast for Me.

“All I did is code this code that — you ‘ve seen it — Create some graphics — you ‘ve seen it also — and blogging. That ’s that. And one thing for sure, to create A website is never easy. Atleast for me.”
I added some more pressures on my tone.

I can see this desperation is growing bigger on his eyes.

“So it ’s not easy huh?” he replied desperately, like he has loose the war of this century of something.
“I ‘m not really a designer, nor even a programmer like you, so the whole online earning thingy is really just for dudes like you? Right?” He ’s down even more.
[ Read More → ]

10 Quick Ways to Get Google Kick Your Site Out!

Okay I must admit, this is the hottest day of the week. Not that there ’s a hot girl hopin up my desk or something. I mean, literally, referring to the SUN and its flare above my head. Gosh, I even took my shirt off when I ‘m typing this. Nope, I ‘m far from exhibitionist and all things related to get the fun of being with no clothes on, no. It ’s just really really hot here in my office. Like I could boil an egg in this plain air, ha lol. Yea, I may exaggerate a bit about the boil egg thing, but you get the point anyway.

This morning, somebody was really poppin up. Again — he ’s yet another just-so-happened-tobe-a-seo-analyst-wannabe buddy of mine. Not that I wasn’t expecting a company that morning, this smart-a55 buddy was suddenly lecturing me about some tricks to get our site on first page of search engine position result. I always referring to google when I mention search engine. Not really sure what his point at the very first part of his lectures, we have some discussions a bit about the topic he forced me to discuss, and after half of a pack of my cig pack is gone, he ’s gone.

Somethin bothers me right after he left. I may not be a Search Engine Optimization Analyst or such thing, but I did learn some lessons of my own on how to get things right in a matter of optimizing our site, for search engines sake, for readers sake, for browsers sake, and for all that really matters sake. AND, the most important part which really bothers me — well, beside this whole weather thingy — is.. almost all things he lectured me about were things that in My SEO list marked as black hat techniques or some may called ‘em Dirty tricks. Whoa, did I learn the wrong stuff, of is it his?

I may not be the-mr-always-right-all-the-time, but this time, I ‘m 100 percent sure, I ‘m NOT wrong. So, here ’s what he was lecturing me about this morning, which in MY SEO list, I ‘ve marked ‘em all as a black hat techniques, or Things you need to AVOID in a matter of optimizing your site for search engine position result, or, 10 Google DON`Ts — or should I also say — 10 Helluva Quick Ways to Get Google Kick Your Site ’s Out of the Indexing!

1. Cloak Your Site.

It ’s a way to make search engine see your web site as something, and visitors seeing something else. It can be done with some sneaky redirects or some programmings. Neither google, nor other search engines, nor visitors, likes to be treated — or should I say tricked — this way. It definitely is strictly forbidden, prohibited, verboten. Absolutely a no-no.
Cloak your site, google will definitely ban your site out.

2. Dupe Your Content

You know, spammers with their wholesome spam sites are doing their best these days to collect page views using this method. Duplicating the same exact content on some multiple pages.

Never, I repeat, never, copy and paste small part, even large part of contents from your own pages, or others elsewhere. It certainly violate copyright. And the most important thing we ‘re talking about here is Google — has been known banning sites with duplicate contents. The lightest scenario on getting kicked by google of this dupe issue is, getting penalized, either in rank, or in search result position.

Yea, copying and pasting contents from Free Articles sites may get you a go, as you won’t violate anybody’s copyright, but it ’s surely never be your getaway from being kicked by google.
It still is a duplicating issue, and google never miss one kick. I repeat, never.
[ Read More → ]

The Real Truth Behind Unlimited Web hosting Package, Revealed!

Here we go again talking about one real commodity of all things internet business, web hosting. Yeah, we can’t go any further for our online business IF we don’t wanna involved with this essential part of online business. So what I ‘m gonna discuss this time is about what is unlimited hosting really mean.

Well you, me, us, seen it all over the place for this kind of offer, when we ‘re on our way to choose which web hosting is the right hosting for our need. Right? Here, there, and everywhere.. you ‘ll meet this unlimited plan offer. Just f-y-i, a.k.a for your information, there 2 main elements of a web hosting plan. Bandwidth and Disk space, or you can say disk space and bandwidth, both means the same anyway, either you ‘re saying it by disk space first or bandwidth first. (So why bother writing it with an OR? not really sure, whatever. )

Okay so, unlimited always attractive in some obvious ways. One thing for sure is it requires you no more thought. Well it ’s unlimited right, you won ‘t have to worry about running it out. Right? Uh huh, it ’s a common public thought. and that ’s pretty much the main reason why this unlimited thingy being placed all over the place by web hosting providers to gain more clients or customers. While truth is always bitter, you ‘ll found out real soon that the real truth behind the unlimited-webhosting-offer scene is bitter even more.

Is Unlimited web hosting really Unlimited?

Nope. It ’s NOT. It ’s just an un-real thingY, with a capital Y. Why?
You know, here ‘re some facts you need to know why this unlimited offer thingy would never happened, not in this lifetime near future,

1. Disk space is “the” space where you ‘d allot on server as your website storage. It cost money. Check.
2. Bandwidth is “the” amount of data capacity transferred from the server to visitor’s browser to display requested web pages. It cost money also. Check.
3. Graphics, web pages, flash files, other file formats stored on server and requested by visitors browser consume bandwidth. Check.
4. Network lines that would carry data all over the web have its finite capacity, and it’s limited at any point at a time. Check.
5. Hard drive of a server always has limited amount of space depends on how big the hard drive is, in a matter of capacity. There ‘re no such thing as hard drive with unlimited capacity. Check.
6. 5 points above, all cost lotsa money. Check.
7. All web hosting providers have this contract with their own ISP for their internet connection. Which is Limited. So with this capability they have there never will be a chance they could provide unlimited bandwidth for their customers. Check.

Make sense?
Let ’s go thru some more deeper then..

Yet Another Humpty Dumpty Speaking
[ Read More → ]

Optimizing Credit and Debt Consolidation Site for 1st page of SERP?

This evening pretty much the same as any other evening I have all this time. A pack of cig, a can of cold nescafe original, my wireless keyboard and mouse, my 1920×1200 screen, another codes to write, Satriani or Vai ’s songs all around my desk atmosphere. Somebody knocked on the front door and it happened to be one of my favorite bone-head buddy. He ’s a coder and a search engine marketer, yet always talk like there ’s no tomorrow.

You guys know Wade Wilson, right? Which later becoming Deadpool - which is the Weapon XI, from X-men Origin - Wolverine 2009 big screen? This buddy of mine got the exact speedy tongue just like Wade. Sorta make me dizzy hearing ‘em mumbling around about everything and anything that just floated out of his mind. He ’s even got this same answer as Wade every time ones got tired of it and shout to shut him up. “Not When I ‘m awake”.

But, this evening is a different story. I wont get tired of his speaky thingy he ‘d shoot. As I ‘d keep him busy with this some sorta challenge I got this morning in my mailbox. I ‘ve mentioned previously, I ‘m not really into Search engine optimization and such, not even an SEO analyst or make a living hourly by it. But these kind of emails keep coming in and yeah, I always try to do my best to respond ‘em. This email was asked my service - while I never really offer any SEO or SEM service - to optimize his Credit and debt consolidation site. I giggled a bit when this one coming in this morning. Not that this subject is my fave, no, it’s just.. it finally arrives, the real - like real real - moment to give this Weapon XI buddy of mine a real play. Well he ’s always mumbling around about this mojo thingy he ’s got to optimize any type of site quoted to his desk - while I never really see any live prove of ‘em. Ha, this is it.

He sit, grabbed my cig pack, I quickly grab my nescafe-original-can to avoid him grabbing it.
“So bud, what’s goin on with ya this evening with Vai’s Lotus Feet inside your head?” Hah, he shoot me first.
“You know, same old same old, code this code that, kinda sorta..” I shoot back,
“Hey, you know what, I got this exact cup-of-coffee of yours, thought you ‘d interested. SEO thingy, a Credit and debt consolidation site owner wanna make his site to the first page search engine position result for this debt consolidation keyword. Wanna take a look at it?”
He replied quickly, “Hell yea I wanna look at it.”

I shoot back perfectly, one bullet only, a head-shot.

I show him the email, he read it really-really carefully, while behind him, I can’t help my giggles. “Yup, this one definitely my daily cup.” He finally sat back to his chair.

“Wanna work on it? I ‘ll deal with the pricing and stuff with the client. Will make sure you get enough cut. I know your price.” I ‘m sitting back to my chair. “Sure thing, on it.” He replied.

“So what ’s the plan? Wanna share your tipsy tricks? You know you ‘re way way above my ceiling in a matter of SEO thingy. Is it hard? Optimizing Credit and Debt Consolidation Site?.” I ‘m starting the spread of my spider web with his fave bait - flattery.

He bite, and here comes his secret to optimize credit and debt consolidation site.

1. SEO is Ain’t an Overnight Service.
[ Read More → ]

5 Quick Tips Designing Your Booklet Printing Cover

You know what this tiny lil thing called booklet printing, right? A small book, pretty similar to a catalog, informational pamphlet, training manuals, program overviews, travel guides, or operational manual? We live our life everyday with this kind of thing. I bet not much of us know exactly what this tiny little thingy called. My neighbors don’t.

When it comes to design stuff, it always has this need to be unique. Text, layout, graphics, shapes, colors, and such thing. It applies also to booklet printing cover design. Each type has each own uniqueness. It should. For booklets, cover always reveal its professionalism level. And this pretty much the part that would determine consumers interested to read all information carried inside or put it away.

No, I ‘m not gonna write about how to create high quality fancy graphics and some techniques on how to do that. It ’s about how to create your Booklet printing cover that would catch the consumer ’s eyes and interest. Which would lead them to un-cover the cover and get all things carried inside un-covered. Yeah, I mean to read it.

1. Spend the Time.

All things design need its own milestone. Regardless what type of design you ‘re working on. Each ideas, the seek of the perfect colors, the catchiest layouts, yet strongest typography possible. It needs time. So spend as much time as it needs. Don’t create things half perfect. Always work your best.

2. Typographical Thingy

Other than all the fancy graphic stuff, Typography still RULE. Choose letters with flags which joining the letter such Times New Roman, Georgia or serif fonts, for your cover. Less fancier, but for the goal of easier to read and eye catchy, this would be your first choose. Make it large, and stands out from other smaller texts.

3. Engaging Image

It would be useless creating a booklet cover with no image on it. You need to. Always add image element to your cover design which would be the accurate portrays of the booklet subject. SO it need to be engaging and accurately accurate. Feature items, for example. Some related animal photos if the booklet is all about protecting the almost extinct species. Include some tags for your images, that would encourage readers to found out more, look inside, and read the booklet.

4. Back Cover Matters
[ Read More → ]

10 Things You Must Know to Find the Best Web Hosting

Yeah, you got it right, it’s YET another tips to find web hosting. When you google this keyword, you ‘d get upto 9 mils results on how to choose web hosting. So why bother to write something within the same topic? I do this as a personal note. A place where can I bookmark, where the most fun part is it’s my own place. With the spirit of Adding some values out of what ’s already there out there, I ‘m continuing my typing.

1. Speed and Reliability.

Web host should be fast, yet reliable. You ‘d notice this word “UPTIME” mentioned all over webhost provider. It refers to the time when this offered service is functional. Did you even know that you should go for the one with minimum uptime 99%? You heard me right, 99% is a minimum. Don’t go anything below it. In fact, 99% is too low. You should actually go with higher than 99.5% uptime. Guarantee always reflect to some amount of compensation. Be sure you got that in hand.

2. To Go or Not To Go With Unlimited

Point 2 here would be about traffic or sometimes called bandwidth which refer to the real state: Data Transfer. How much amount of bytes that your site transferred to your visitor when they ‘re on your site and browse around. To go or Not to go with Unlimited bandwidth offers, that ’s the question. Never believe any “unlimited” terms advertised on some web host, as unlimited is ain’t really unlimited at all in the end. You ‘d never be able to use that oh-so-called-unlimited-amount, ‘coz it will always hit other limits - which sometimes specified somewhere else where you could find it being redefined to be “yeah-it-actually-is-limited” in some way. Always go for offers that stated clearly how much traffic of some offered packages allows.

Oh, if you still need me to say it out loud, the answer would always be, Not to Go. And buddy, this point is also applied for this popular term called Unlimited Disk Space. End of point 2.

3. A Real Functional Technical support

When I say functional, I mean functional. You know, when you need ‘em they around. When You ask things they answered. Do they offered a functional 24/7 support? Refers to 24 hours a day - 7 days a week. Refers to all year around? You ‘ll gonna need a webhost that have staff working on weekends and some national holidays. Things often went wrong at some of the most inconvenient times, and you ‘d be surprised that a web hosting provider that advertise 24/7 support doesn’t really have this kinda support on their end. I ‘ve got some worse moments of my own with this kind of provider. I got my self in to a webhost that run by bunch of salesmen, which have this smooth talky-talk, but not really how to fix problems. So tested it out first.

4. Some Fancy Thingy Called Software
[ Read More → ]